Aries hates boredom, seeks excitement. Provokes fights, loves adrenaline rush. From Reddit posts to inciting riots, they enjoy pushing boundaries.
Taurus seeks self-worth through valuables. Whether shopping or hoarding, they yearn for more. The whisper of their deepest wounds: 'never enough
Geminis use language to understand the world and stories for comfort. Highly curious but can indulge in gossip and doom-scrolling. They embrace toxic screen habits that fray their minds and burn their eyes.
Cancer clings to pain to feel needed and connected. Familiarity with others' trauma gives them a sense of indispensability. Treading water in emotional maelstroms shields from their own issues
Leo seeks recognition, dopamine hit from attention. Crafting an enviable online identity, but may hide insecurities and seek validation.
Virgo: Instantaneous judgment, sharp discernment. Thrilled when instincts and opinions are proven correct. Equal to a clean kitchen and better than an orgasm.
Libra: Ruled by Venus, seeks luxury without effort. Guilty pleasure is indulging on others' expenses—freebies, upgrades, perks, swag bags, and more.
Scorpio hides a secret romantic side, believing in "the one" and fairytales. Despite their tough exterior, they long for everlasting love stories.
Sagittarius: Ruled by Jupiter, blessed with supernatural optimism. Believes they'll always win, taking risks fearlessly. Roll the dice, bet big, never back down.
Capricorn: Daddy energy, seeks revenge on those who wronged them. Emotionally vanquishing foes to a desert landscape, denying their favor.
Aquarius: Observes human nature's messiness without getting involved. Emotionally detached yet curious. Reality TV satisfies their voyeuristic cravings.
Pisces: Carries psychic baggage of all zodiac signs. Seeks escape through drugs, drinking, drum circles, or sensory deprivation. Dreamy and indulgent.